Iron On T-Shirts

I bought a bunch of ring T-shirts and i'm trying to think of things to put on them; iron on letters. Here's some ideas. If you have a good idea i'll not only do it, i'll take a picture of the shirt in action around Athens, DC, various ohio places, ect... because this is really the only thing i have to do.

-Chillax
-Front: Because there's no such thing as a kitty with herpes Back: Why not grow the fuck up
-It ain't easy being easy
-Who me? Yes me!

Chillax is probably going to win because it has the least amount of letters, but i'm very open to suggestions.

Gah, i'll finish this later.. ever since i ate that indian food all i've been doing is sweating and shitting. So excuse me while i go fire one out.